Why is it so damn hard to find scrubs for men? You walk into the scrub store only to find one rack of male scrubs. That's just sexist. Of course that one rack has the crappiest selection ever and if you do find something you actually like they only have small or XXXL, sorry I am not built like a prepubescent boy or a NFL lineman. So that pretty much leaves you blindly ordering online. Sizing is way different between brands and you never know what size to get. I am usually a medium or large. It usually turns out the mediums are skin tight and the larges are huge. So I either look like a Jersey Shore Guido or a little kid stealing his dad's scrubs to play doctor. Not sure which is worse.
So you finally find a shirt you like, Awesome. You finally find some pants that work, Awesome. Put those two together....Not so awesome. Oh ya I forgot to mention they are two different brands which means the colors don't match at all even though they both are supposed to be "Navy". Fuck it.
I guess I could work on losing some of the weight I put on during nursing school but ain't nobody got time for that. I'll just have do my best Chris Farley impression...
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